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2 Angellia Bessie C
3 Asti Dwi Kurnia C
4 Christin Novi Nauli C
5 Dian Ekasafitri B-
6 Diana Octaviani C
7 Dina Ria Rosa A-
8 Efrina Sarina Tria B-
9 Fadhilah Wati B+
10 Hasnawati B-
11 Imelda C
12 Julia Farah Dewi B+
13 Kusuma Wardanu A-
14 Lidwina Dwi Eka Wulandari N/A
15 M. Wira Mahendra C
16 M. Alvi Santoso C
17 Nike Normalita B+
18 Nyayu Umi Salamah C
19 Raden Ayu Kartikasari C
20 Rhisma C+
21 Selvi Yulianti A
22 Shinta Febriani B-
23 Siti Maesaroh C+
24 Suprayogi C
25 Tya Lestari N/A
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28 Yona Puspita C+
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Dibawah ini ada empat ( 4 ) pertanyaan dan satu pertanyaan bonus. Jawablah semua tanpa banyak pikir. Cuma boleh berpikir sedetik, jawab segera. OK?
Ayo cari tahu, seberapa pintar anda… .
Siap? GO!!! (gulung layar) < /B>
Pertanyaan pertama:
Anda ikut berlomba. Anda menyalip orang di posisi nomor dua. Sekarang posisi anda nomor berapa?
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Jawaban: J ika anda menjawab Nomor Satu, anda SALAH BESAR! J ika anda menyalip orang nomor dua, sekarang andalah yang ada di posisi nomor dua!
Jangan ngaco lagi, ya?.
Sekarang jawab pertanyaan kedua,
tapi jangan berpikir lebih banyak daripada ket ika menjawab pertanyaan pertama tadi, OK ?
Pertanyaan Kedua:
Jika anda menyalip orang di posisi terakhir, sekarang anda di posisi…?
(gulung layar)
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Jawaban: Jika anda menjawab anda orang kedua dari terakhir, anda SALAH LAGI… Coba, bagaimana caranya menyalip orang TERAKHIR?
Anda sebetulnya tidak terlalu pintar, ‘ kan ?
Pertanyaan ketiga:
Hitung-hitungan yang pelik! Catatan: kerjakan di pikiran anda saja.
JANGAN gunakan kertas atau pensil atau kalkulator. Cobalah.
Ambil 1000 dan tambahkan 40 padanya. Sekarang tambahkan 1000 lagi. Sekarang tambahkan 30 . !
Tambahkan 1000 lagi < U> . Sekarang tambahkan 20 . Sekarang tambahkan 1000
Sekarang tambahkan 10 . Berapa totalnya?
gulung layar…..
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Apakah hasilnya 5000 ?
Jawaban yang benar adalah 4100.
Kalau tidak percaya, cek dengan kalkulator!
Hari apes, ‘ kan ?
Mungkin di pertanyaan terakhir anda bisa benar…
….Mungkin.
Pertanyaan keempat:
Ayah Mary punya lima andak: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini,
4. Nono. Siapa nama anak kelima?
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Apa anda menjawab Nunu?
BUKAN! Tentu saja bukan.
Anak kelima namanya Mary. Baca lagi pertanyaannya!
Okay, sekarang ronde bonus:
SEORANG bisu pergi ke toko dan ingin membeli s ika t gigi. Dengan menirukan orang menggosok gigi, ia berhasil menyampa ika n keinginannya pada penjaga toko dan ia berhasil membeli s ika t gigi…
Berikutnya, seorang buta masuk ke toko itu dan ingin membeli kacamata hitam, bagaimana DIA menunjukkan keinginannya?
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Langsung aja ngomong, dia kan gak bisu…
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Mengapa Ayam Menyebrang Jalan?
Jawaban menurut:
Guru TK:
Supaya sampai ke ujung jalan.
Plato:
Untuk mencari kebaikan yang lebih baik.
FBI:
Beri saya lima menit dengan ayam itu, saya akan tahu kenapa.
Aristoteles:
Karena merupakan sifat alami dari ayam.
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Cerita dari milis tetangga:
Alkisah, ada sepasang kekasih yang saling mencintai. Sang pria
berasal dari keluarga kaya, dan merupakan orang yang terpandang di kota
tersebut. Sedangkan sang wanita adalah seorang yatim piatu, hidup serba
kekurangan, tetapi cantik, lemah lembut, dan baik hati. Kelebihan inilah
yang membuat sang pria jatuh hati.
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A man came home from work and found his three children outside, still in their pajamas, playing in the mud, with empty food boxes and wrappers strewn all around the front yard.
The door of his wife’s car was open, as was the front door to the house and there was no sign of the dog.
Proceeding into the entry, he found an even bigger mess. A lamp had been knocked over, and the throw rug was wadded against one wall. In the front room the TV was loudly blaring a cartoon channel, and the family room was strewn with toys and various items of clothing.
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Seorang penjual daging mengamati suasana sekitar tokonya. Ia sangat terkejut melihat seekor anjing datang ke samping tokonya. Ia mengusir anjing itu, tetapi anjing itu kembali lagi.
Maka, ia menghampiri anjing itu dan melihat ada suatu catatan di mulut anjing itu. Ia mengambil catatan itu dan membacanya, “Tolong sediakan 12 sosis dan satu kaki domba. Uangnya ada di mulut anjing ini.”
Si penjual daging melihat ke mulut anjing itu dan ternyata ada uang sebesar 10 dollar di sana . Segera ia mengambil uang itu, kemudian ia memasukkan sosis dan kaki domba ke dalam kantung plastik
dan diletakkan kembali di mulut anjing itu. Si penjual daging sangat terkesan.
When faced with such an situation, how do we the educated humans react?
Filed Under : SHORT STORIES by Bang Juntak
Jun.20,2008When faced with such an situation, how do we the educated humans react?
An 80 year old man was sitting on the sofa in his house along with his 45 years old highly educated son.
Suddenly a crow perched on their window. The Father asked his Son, “What is this?”. The Son replied “It is a crow”.
After a few minutes, the Father asked his Son the 2nd time, “What is this?”. The Son said “Father, I have just now told you “It’s a crow”.
After a little while, the old Father again asked his Son the 3rd time, What is this?”. At this time some ex-pression of irritation was felt in the Son’s tone when he said to his Father with a rebuff. “It’s a crow, a crow”.
A little after, the Father again asked his Son t he 4th time, “What is this?”. This time the Son shouted at his Father, “Why do you keep asking me the same question again and again, although I have told you so many times ‘IT IS A CROW’. Are you not able to understand this?”
A little later the Father went to his room and came back with an old tattered diary, which he had maintained since his Son was born. On opening a page, he asked his Son to read that page. When the son read it, the following words were written in the diary :-“Today my little son aged three was sitting with me on the sofa, when a crow was sitting on the window. My Son asked me 23 times what it was, and I replied to him all 23 times that it was a Crow. I hugged him lovingly each time h e asked me the same question again and again for 23 times. I did not at all feel irritated I rather felt affection for my innocent child”.
While the little child asked him 23 times “What is this”, the Father had felt no irritation in replying to the same question all 23 times and when today the Father asked his Son the same question just 4 times, the Son felt irritated and annoyed.
So..
If your parents attain old age, do not repulse them or look at them as a burden, but speak to them a gracious word, be cool, obedient, humble and kind to them. Be considerate to your parents.From today say this aloud, “I want to see my parents happy forever. They have cared for me ever since I was a little child. They have always showered their selfless love on me.
They crossed all mountains and valleys without seeing the storm and heat to make me a person presentable in the society today”.
Say a prayer to God, “I will serve my old parents in the BEST way. I will say all good and kind words to my dear parents, no matter how they behave.
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